Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
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