I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
I just puked in an auto zone parking lot. I'm never eating peanut butter and red wine for dinner again.
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
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