He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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