Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize
