He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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