just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
I woke up hugging a loaf of bread and a water bottle this morning
My face left an imprint in the loaf...
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
Psh a bachelors degree is the new adulthood. We're all just pretending anyways. I'm sitting on my boyfriends couch while he's passed out drunk. In my lap. On a Wednesday. And he's a nurse. See, pretending to be an adult
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
You don't make any sense
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