My brain says no but my pants say off.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
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