just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
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