so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
Sorry about my life...
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
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