She is in my trunk
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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