maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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