please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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