Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
You did what with his pubic hair?
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