Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
I threw my back out having sex last night. I don’t know whether to high five myself for a job well done or cry because I’m old.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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