gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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