we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
But theres a keg here and me gusta
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
Randomize
