you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
a fat lady just tried to bring a cooler stuffed full with burger kid through airport security. christ I'm going to miss the midwest.
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
ttyl tear gas
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
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