I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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