YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Randomize
