ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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