Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
whose parrot is this?
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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