You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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