i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
Randomize
