You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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