So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
I just talked to a CEO of a fortune 500 company while pooping. I LOVE being self employed.
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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