hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
How am I still drunk? Whoever said breakfast is the most important meal obviously didn't skip dinner and go drinking.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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