I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
he fucked my hip out of place.
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
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