i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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