Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Randomize
