So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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