I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
Randomize
