I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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