i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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