doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
Okay. Did anyone see me spend $1600 at the strip club last night? Or is this someone else's receipt in my pocket?
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
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