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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
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