My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
You need a sexual gate keeper
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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