In the future we'll all be gay
Miracle whip is the devil's jizz.
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
I wish there was a tumbleweed emoji. Because that would describe my vagina.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
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