Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
ugly people sure do ruin things
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
My Sexting was not on an AP level
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