im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
Randomize
