She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
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