The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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