I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
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