we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
Pi�atas plus fireworks don't mix well
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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