dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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