I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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