You're so nebulous sometimes
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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