In the future we'll all be gay
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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