They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
For some reason 'start yourself on fire drunk' isn't nearly as funny after last 4th of july..
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
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