on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
i spent most of last night convincing myself that dan akroyd wasn't actually standing in my bathroom holding a dead chicken
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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