she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
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